Gordon Brown Loses His Vegetables

As if he did not have enough on his plate at the moment, poor old Gordon is facing another probmem, this time with vegetables.

No one person should have more problems to deal with on top of climate change, Afghanistan, the credit crunch, unemployment, Charles Clarke’s ears, Public Sector Borrowing, plotters and conspirators within his party, social breakdown, the decline of western civilisation and the price of fish. Unfortunately the Prime Minister was presented with yet another potential catastrophe this week.

The Government are faced with a crisis among the vegetable community. How can the ministers ensure vegetables survive the winter should there be any more bad weather?

In a normal year it would be a trivial matter delegated to civil servants but in this election year vegetables have taken on a new importance. Who else will vote Labour come the election in May?

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13 Responses to “Gordon Brown Loses His Vegetables”

  1. The_Walrus Says:

    May? I thought they had until June…

    • ianrthorpe Says:

      Everyone seems to think it will be early May. He could ask for dissolution tomorrow of course but May seemed most likely. Holding on to the very last day as Jim Callaghan and John Major did only looks desperate.

      And desperation is not a vote winner.

  2. rithompson Says:

    How to make sure vegetables survive the winter? Wrap all the Big Brother contestants in several layers of woolly jumpers. (No, this isn’t demeaning to woolly jumpers. I asked them)

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