Common Core is the United States equivalent of the national curriculum, a progressive education policy designed to turn pupils in state schools into brainwashed retards. Sadly though some parts of the Common Core curriculum are more insane than others, the chief offender being that obsession of politicians and academics, the mathematics curriculum.

Now insanity and mathematics go hand in hand as any fule kno. Was there ever a maths teacher who was not stark raving bonkers? No, there wasn’t. You may occasionally come across a blogger who says, “but I had a great maths teacher who explained equations in a way that helped me make sense of life, the universe and everything.”

*A Common Core maths question (it’s genuine) designed to make pupils insane*

You have not found someone who knew a sane maths teacher of course, you have merely found a blogger who was always more insane than maths teachers.

If you want to know how insane mathematics is and why it makes people insane, you need to read this:

It proves that insane stuff makes erfect sense to mathematicians while reality confuses the crap out of them so much they just can’t cope.

here’s an example of the kind of insanity scholkids are being brainwashed with in the politicised progressive education systems run by the British and American governments.

**from Natural News**

If you look around America today, mathematical mental illness is found everywhere. Its found in the federal budget, where numbers only mean what we are told they mean, not what they really mean. Mental illness is also found in medicine, where mentally ill victims of mercury in vaccines viciously attack parents who seek to protect their children from those very same vaccines. Its also found in the new Common Core curriculum, spearheaded by the federal government, which seems intentionally designed to make children mentally ill and as confused as possible.

Case in point: See this homework assignment from an elementary school in New York. The mathematics exercise instructs children to Draw the cubes you colored in the number bond and then Show the hidden partners on your fingers to an adult.

The final instruction asks students to Color the fingers you showed.

You may have noticed this babble is but together by someone with severe learning difficulties, i.e. a maths teacher. To find out more about this insanity continue reading at Natural News

And here’s a chance to revisit our blog on an equally idiotic batch of insane technobabble generated by insane maths teachers: It’s Nineteen Eighty Effing Four In The Education System

Because I worked in computers people tend to assume I’m a whiz at maths. Actually, like many who were involved in business computing I’m crap at it, but this is due more to complete disinterest than lack of ability. To be good with computers you need to be good with logic which is not the same as being good at maths.

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March 17, 2014 at 10:59 pm |

I could handle the bare bones arithmetic at school but when maths started getting metaphorical and hypothetical, ie like your example above, it skewered what remained of my comprehension. I get cold chills just thinking about it…..

March 18, 2014 at 5:38 pm |

There’s a lot of metaphysical maths about, which is fine if people are into that, but some of us prefer metaphysical poetry, philosophy, religion or just communing with nature. Why are maths geeks always so insistent we all share their preferred form of insanity.

My example above is not hypothetical however, it’s just incompetent :))