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Police Investigate South Thanet Constituency Election.

May 14, 2015

Guido Fawkes put up a bizarre post yesterday afternoon which due to more pressing matters I did not follow up right away.

Now I know the lefties will start screeching ‘conspiracy theory’ but we should be aware the police have confirm.ed this story has substance.

Kent Police have launched an investigation into alleged electoral fraud in South Thanet

Updates from Kent police say they have found no evidence ‘so far’ of malpractice but enquiries are ongoing. The police also confirmed that the complaint which launched the investigation was not made by UKIP.

It is thought the complaint arises from questions about why the South Thanet count was six hours late in beginning, a delay some sources speculate was due to several ballot boxes going missing en route to the count.

The story was given a comic elementby the gurning, idiotic posh boy Alistair (Al) Murray, whose protrayal of a working class pub landlord is surely the greatest insult to the English working class ever, and who had opposed UKIPs Nigel Farage, trying to claim that UKIP had attempted to rig the election themselves.

No Conspiracy Of Silence On Parliamentary Paedophiles? Really?

July 8, 2014

Since the Parliamentary Paedophiles story exploded just before the weekend, the establishment has going into headless chicken mode as panic seized the political, legal and media establishments.

The Media luvvies and political elite are now claiming there was never any conspiracy to cover up allegations of a celebrity paedophile ring involving senior politicians including Leon Brittan, Ron Davis and Cyril Smith and showbiz celebrities such as Jimmy Savile, Rolf Harris and a certain Christian singer described as the nation’s most beloved pop star (it would not be proper for me to name him as he has not yet been named by police as part of the investigation, so his identity will have to remain a Cliff hanger.) The reason being given to explain why certain people were not investigated is that there was no reliable evidence of wrongdoing to warrant an investigation.

Really? So why was this Not The Nine O’Clock News Sketch banned by BBC producers?

You may have noticed that I got through this entire post without mentioning beer, cigars, jazz or hush puppies. I’m working on that one although times and fashions have changed and I might end up talking about Clarke’s loafers 😉

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Stupid Criminal Of The Week

March 29, 2014

We haven’t had a Stupid Criminal Of The Week for a long time, all these stories about war, international crises, regime change, aircraft going missing and such have kept us too busy.

Now however we have a change to bring you the tail of Marquis Jackson, 27, a bumbling burglar who got himself sprayed by a skunk while stealing items from a garden. Police responded to a 911 call from a man who reported two men stealing items from a neighbor’s backyard but when the patrol car arrived the burglars had apparently fled. Jackson’s accomplice had been seen jumping over fences and running through gardens and was quickly apprehended.

Initially it appeared Jackson had made a clean getaway, but the officers noticed a pungent stink coming from a garden shed which had been broken into. In choosing a hiding place Jackson had disturbed a skunk just awakened from hibernation under the garden shed and the animal was pissed off at having its space invaded. Skunks use their spray as a defense mechanism to ward off predators.

It is rare to encounter skunks in domestic gardens, they are shy creatures and avoid humanity. Though they shun gardens, skunks are rather conservative creatures too and thus are very big on lawn order which is probably why this one grassed up the thief.

skunk conservative

How Not To Disguise Your Evil Nature

November 27, 2013

The nation has been gobsmacked over the past few days to read of rock band The Lost Prophet’s singer Ian Watkins and his sick obsession with child sex. Watkins was this week found guilty of several deeply disturbing offences offences.

As we have heard so often over the past year however, the concerns of people who found the singer’s behaviour repugnant were ignored. In this case it was female fans of the band to whom Watkins revealed that he had illegal images on his computer.

Again we must askl WTF were police and social workers thinking of in ignoring complaints about this guy, they’re keen as mustard when it comes to grabbing happy, well cared for children away from fundamentalist Chistian families.

As for Watkins, well he went out of his way to look like a pervy creep or a refugee from a 1970s Hammer Horror.

Watkins - Hammer Horror refugee

I mean, short of having “I am The Great Satan tattooed on his forehead how could he possibly make himself look more like a sex offender? (But you could say the same about Jimmy Savile)

Perhaps the boys in blue did go round to “have a word” with Watkins but when he greeted them by saying “What do you plebs want”, they burst into tears and ran away to tell their Federation Rep.

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The Truth About The Economy, Crime, Education And Everything Else.

January 26, 2010

Increasingly desperate as all their efforts to stem the advance of the BNP in barking, Barnsley and Burnley seem to amount to nothing, the Labour government has resorted to its favourite tactic: telling lies.

This month alone they have told lies about Swine Flu (apparently hundreds of people who lived near you have died of it) ; the have claimed unemployment has started to fall when in fact the only reason the figure was lower is that they stopped counting people whose benefit has been suspended because they have not tried hard enough to find jobs; today they announced the economy is out of recession and growing once more though the 0.1% growth in the final quarter of the year was achieved as a result of the government’s manufacturing monopoly money to a sum equal to about 10% of the gross domestic product and giving it to banks, public service contractors and foreign car manufacturers.

The most outrageous lie however has been the claim that “reported” crime has fallen. Nobody now reports crime as they fear they will be arrested and charged with not being polite enough to the burglars who have broken into their house and are stealing all their stuff. Added to that, Labour’s Politically Correct Thought Police, knowing that most crime is committed by males aged 12 – 24 stopped counting crimes committed by the under 16 because the poor little darlings don’t understand mugging and housebreaking, twocking and setting fire to property is wrong.

What is really off – pissing about the Labour government, and let’s not delude ourselves the Conservatives will be any different when they are in power, is they persist in the irrational belief that if they chant statistics over and over again the only people who will not believe them are the most misanthropic and congenitally evil supporters of the rabid right. People who do not believe official statistics are insane, Gordon Brown more or less said a few months ago.

Insulting the punters by calling them stupid is bad enough, saying they are insane is suicidal. It is not the people who refuse to believe statistics that are bonkers but those dwindling few Guardian writers who believe the statistics put out to make the case that Labour politicians are really nice people who are doing a good job in very difficult circumstances.

If you are one of those people who clings to a lingering feeling that Labour can’t be all bad because they care about minorities, orphans (so long as they are not British orphans) and foxes, her is an example of how statistics are made to tell lies.

A recent report complied by a left wing think tank to address the appalling take up of GCSE A level courses in Languages complained that criticism of the state education policy on Language courses is unfair. Yes it is correct to say A level pupils in private schools got a lot more good pass grades in languages than state school pupils. “Look at the statistics,” they whined, “80%of pupils in private schools take at least on A level in a foreign language, only 40% of state school pupils are entered for the exams. No wonder the private education system gets better results.

Let’s re – examine that in a computer professional’s logic rather than New Labour logic. The number of pupils in private education in 7%. The number of pupils in state education is 93%. So 80% of 7% is … I could never be arsed with maths, let’s say about 5.5% and 40% of 93% is roughly 37%. This means five and a half percent of pupils got more A level grade A and Bs than 37%. And that is a case for banning private education?

The idea of the old Grammar Schools, the selective education so hated by the “Progressive Left” was that bright children from poorer homes who have as good a chance of getting on as those whose parents could afford private education. As usual it is a case of the left in trying to be fair to everyone ending up being unfair to everyone but trying to conceal the facts with bogus statistics. And the Conservatives were just the same last time they were in power and will be again. The audacity of their claims that the voters are too stupid to understand official data is one of the reasons people have lost faith in politics, the professions and everything.

The reason the Conservatives are losing votes universally to UKIP and Labour is losing votes to the BNP in Barking, Barnsley and Burnley ( not to mention Bradford and Birmingham), to the Lib Dems in Lichfield, Luton and Littlehampton, to the Greens in Gateshead, Garstang and Gillingham and for all we know to The Hurricane Party in Hertford Hereford and Hampshire is not because the voters there are drawn to alliteration (in fact few of the 97% educated in state schools are likely to know what alliteration is) but because they think the punters are so simple minded they will believe any old bollocks if it is backed by a few official statistics.

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