Posts Tagged ‘green’

Useless Creatures or Endangered Species

August 25, 2015

Milo Yiannopoulos wrote in Breitbart London today:

Animals That Aren’t Delicious or Useful Deserve to Be Extinct

Pandas are portrayed as ‘cute’, actually they are ugly, stupid, smelly creatures that because their diet is totally unsuited to their metabolism, shit shitloads of smelly, slimy, green poo (Image source)

Have you ever considered that there might be a good reason some animals are nearing extinction? And that it would be better if they just died off?

Let’s get one thing straight: animals are here for our culinary enjoyment, our utility, and occasionally our comedic pleasure. Basically the rule is: if you can’t eat it or ride it, it is pointless. I’m always telling friends to “go green.” What they don’t realise I mean is: eat a turtle.

I was moved to draw up a list of animals that deserve to be extinct by Jim Treacher of another parish, who has waged an admirable, multi-year crusade against the unspeakable grotesque that is the panda.

Such headlines as “Pandas Do Not Have Personalities,” “Panda Fakes Pregnancy, Because Pandas Are Evil Liars,” “Scientists Prove It: Pandas Are Morons,” “Pandas Are Violent Monsters And Must Be Destroyed,” and of course his magnum opus “All Pandas Must Die” have served as an inspiration to us all.

You see, it’s not necessary to like animals just because they’re “cute,” and indeed the fawning baby-talk and excessive sentimentality showered on these dumb beasts by bleeding-heart liberals in fact only makes right-thinking people like Mr. Treacher and I deeply suspicious.

READ MORE including a list of endangered species that serve no other purpose than to act as shit factories, thus polluting our evironment.

I felt moved to reply:

I’m right with you on this Milo. What was God on the day he created Giraffes and can we have some please? Only one point in your comprehensive lost of useless creatures I’d take issue with, if we let lions become extinct, when Roman Empire rules are restored as the pendulum swings to the right, what kind of creatures will we be able to throw environmentalists to?

Adversity (aka first past the post) makes for strange bedfellows

May 14, 2015
Nige 4 Natalie – True (image source)

Green Party leader Natalie Bennett has hinted her party could work with UKIP to secure meaningful electoral reform after Britain’s first past the post (FPTP) voting system delivered results unrepresentative of the parties’ genuine support.

Bennett, who lost out on a seat in last Thursday’s general election, told reporters she would be “happy” to work with UKIP after both parties won only one seat each, despite having proportionally much higher levels of support.

The Greens received 1.1 million votes and UKIP nearly four million, but only won one seat each. The results have triggered a call for the FPTP system, which handed the Scottish National Party (SNP) an impressive 56 seats despite only gaining 1.4 million votes, to be reformed in favor of a more representative voting system.

When asked if her party would collaborate with UKIP for a change in the system, Bennett said: “Lots of people who were in seats where they have never thought about electoral reform before are looking at their MP or local council and are saying ‘How did we end up with that? That’s not what we wanted.’”

“So I think we will see a grassroots campaign and we will be supporting that and very happy to join with anyone else who supports that, working on an issue by issue basis as the Green Party has always done.”

Bennett came third in her constituency of Holborn and St Pancras, but has ruled out stepping down as leader, saying that being able to lead the party without the confines of a Westminster role was liberating.

Wonder if the Lib Dems and Scottish Labour will join inans make it a 4-in-a-bed session.

If looks were votes … The Eye Candy Party Would Win Every Time

May 1, 2015

I gave Leader’s Question Time a swerver last night and also decided to skip Nigel Farage’s one man show, knowing I’d see YouTube clips of the best bits ad nauseum.

The best bit of campaign television for me this week then was BBC North West’s offering in the Election 2015 regional debates screened on Wednesday evening.

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BBC North West 2015 regional election debate

Why did Ian think that?” you might well ask. It wasn’t because the UKIP candidate, John Bickley, standing in Middleton which he narrowly missed winning in last year’s by election on the night UKIP won Clacton. (It was a major tactical error by UKIP to throw everything as Clacton which Douglas Carswell was always going to retain, an extra little push in the greater Manchester seat would have got them over the line.) Bickley is not a natural on television.

The major party candidates, Lucy Powell, Lab. Manchester central, Ben Wallace, Con. Preston North, and Gordon Birtwistle, Lib Dem. Burnley were similarly lacklustre.

No, the panellist who stole the show was the Green Party’s St. Helens North candidate, Elizabeth Ward, a lovely little package of politically correct cute. Elizabeth is also a confident and well briefed speaker, even if she did spout the usual Trotskyite bollocks the party of watermelons (green on the outside, red in the inside) nowadays specialise in.

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Elizabeth Ward, Green Party candidate for St. Helens North

No matter how much Green and polically correct bollocks the girl spouts, those exquisite cheekbones and expressive eyes would still get my vote.

ELIZABETH, JOIN UKIP – WITH SOME SENSIBLE POLICIES AND YOUR GOOD LOOKS YOU COULD BE PRIME MINISTER BY 2030

(Well that should get the screechers of the politically correct left well wound up)

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Winter Deaths: Annual Fear And Panic campaign begins

November 26, 2013

Official government scaremongers and Big Pharma vaccine pushers yesterday began the annual campaign to convince us all that if we stop thinking and do what the government and the medical whores working in Big Pharma tell us we will be immortal. The opening shot of the campaign was the release of official figures revealing ‘winter deaths’ rose 29 per cent to 31,000 last year – the highest level since 2009.

The Office for National Statistics said cold weather (Global Warming shills NB, last year was the coldest since 1962)and the flu were responsible for most of these and said the majority of the winter deaths over the 2012-2013 winter involved over 75 year-olds.

So pretty soon I will be getting my annual bombardment of letters and phone calls reminding me I am due for my annual ‘refresher’ flu jab.

Refresher my arse. I’ve never had a flu jab. I have never had flu and that’s how I want it to stay so why would I let Big Pharma squirt flu bugs into me?

For global warming freaks again, if you want to see a genuine hockey stick graph, just take a look at how the death rate from all causes shoots up once people pass age 75.

Britain’s biggest pensioner organisation, the National Pensioners Convention, described the figures as a “national scandal”. Dot Gibson, NPC national secretary said: “Making sure older people have got a well insulated warm home and the income to pay the fuel bills isn’t green crap. It’s what a decent society should do.

Hmm, yes, but my Dear Old Mum and all her friends seem to manage quite nicely and not all of them have three kids who say, “Never mind the expense Mum, if you are cold turn up the heating and send me the bill.”

“How can colder Scandinavian countries avoid this annual toll while we simply wring our hands? The Government needs to roll out a more effective programme to insulate homes, build more sustainable properties for older people, raise the winter fuel allowance and tackle the excessive profits of the big six energy companies.”

Ed Matthew, of the Energy Bill Revolution, said the Government should be “ashamed” and stepped up calls for Ministers to use the billions of pounds of tax collected from household energy bills each year to insulate homes of vulnerable people.

And in that final comment above we see, in all its glory, the cuntiness of do gooders who work in the charity sector. The government is responsible for individuals, the government must find unlimited funds to support this amorphous group, ‘vulnerable people’.

The thing is old people sometimes have strange obsessions, like they feel they have to subsidise their alcoholic kids or feed and care for ninety seven cats or dogs. They have enough money to care for themselves but choose to spend it in other ways.

What should we do?

If old people were given human sized hamster wheels to run round they would not die from hypothermia and could generate electricity to light the lights and boil the kettle (to make cup – a – soups) to keep them warm. Simples.

Apart from that, after two decades of being brainwashed daily with the global warming propaganda crap pumped out by the Climate Science Cunts Club, people have come to believe that we are living in an era of sub tropical temperatures as far north as the Arctic Circle (repeat the lie often enough etc.) and have forgotten how to react to cold weather.

If your house is not well insulated (and can there me any house in Britain that is not on the verge of collapse under the weight of extra insulation installed as a result of government initiatives over the past twenty years,) we need to remember as we enter an era of global cooling to dress appropriately for winter conditions. There are parts of England where people have forgotten what an overcoat is, and I’m not talking about Newcastle where people are so hard they just don’t care. Look at news coverage from a commuter station in the south east in winter, you will not see one person wearing a heavy coat, with scarf and gloves.

Lay the blame totally on the pointless Green Crap agenda supported by the LibLabCon trick, a massive exercise in shovelling money into the pockets of their greedy corporate donors.

Tax revenue that could have gone to dealing with the real problems of real people has been pissed into wind by these idiots and the corporate whores we are obliged to call climate scientists. Research grants and subsidies have been doled out to con artists in “The Green Economy” and used to create ‘green jobs’ for tax avoidance specialists in the financial sector.

Now after a mutual masturbation session in Warsaw, we learn we are to flush a further £1,500,000,000 down the green toilet on top of the existing £3,000,000,000 in “Climate Aid”, we already get stung for. ALL of this money is spent on jollies for politicians, bureaucrats and ‘scientists’. Just think how much good four and a half billion could do at home, providing care for the needy and infirm, alleviating the need for benefit cuts, helping councils keep business rates down so local shops could survive, and building the kind of sheltered accommodation older people need when eventually they cannot care for themselves properly.

Vote for anyone except the LibLabCon Corporate Alliance. They work for the bastards who want to steal your money.

The elite just do not care about ordinary people!

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Taxing the sunshine – we told you so.

November 13, 2013

Rememver all that bolocks about how electricity and gas were killing the planet and we all had to have solar panels on our heads and little wind turbines up our arses to harness natural energy? We told you it was all shite didn’t we.

We told you it was an excuse to slap massive taxes on energy and once enough people got their solar panels and windmills they’d tax those as well.

Spain was one of the first nations to kick fossil fuels into touch and go sustainable. Now read on:

“The latest nail in the coffin for Spain’s solar energy producers is an Energy Law amendment which allows inspectors to enter private properties without a court order. It’s a move lawyers believe could set a worrying precedent.

As if Spaniards had not already been dissuaded by the potential €60 million fines they face for illegally generating their own solar power, they now have to look forward to a knock on the door from the ‘solar police’.

A change to the ruling Popular Party’s (PP) Energy Law allows inspectors to “raid” properties they are suspicious of, armed only with administrative authorization.

If the suspect denies entry, Spain’s Industry Department will then ask for a court order that guarantees inspectors access to the property alongside Spanish national police.Officers will be able to seize all documents related to to energy consumption and seal off entry to the property.

Lawyers consulted by Spain’s VozPopuli online newspaper raised serious doubts about whether the move was constitutional. They also said it set a worrying precedent by obliging citizens to let inspectors enter a private residence. All this means generating your own solar energy without paying for the privilege is a risky business now in Spain.

Whereas Spain once flung money at companies who set up solar power programmes in the country, it now plans to slap a fee on people who create their energy for personal consumption.

As the Wall Street Journal put it, Spain is punishing “a small but growing segment of the middle class” who have installed solar panels to generate their own electricity.”

Read more of this story

‘ang on? Wasn’t the nick in TV cop show The Bill called Sun Hill? Seems like we might have had the solar police before Spain.

Comical Ali Now Working For The New World Order

November 10, 2013

Remember Comical Ali, the Iraqi Minister of Information under Saddam Hussein whose wild statements about the great victories being won by the Iraqi armed forces as they repelled the invading infidels of the FUKUS axis?

A typical statement from him would go something like “Close to Baghdad airport the Iraqi Republican Guards, armed with catapults, pea shooters and long poles with nails through the end have repelled an attack by enemy tanks. hundreds of American and British tanks have been destroyed and their soldiers are in retreat. I have seen this with my own eyes.”

Among his other gems were:

“There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!”

“They’re not even within 100 miles of Baghdad. They hold no place in Iraq.”

“We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels. We have driven them back.”

Yeah, you remember him now.

Well he’s back and working as a propaganda officer for The New World Order. The NWO (or Illuminati if you like) having created an energy crisis by selling the stupid politicians and their even stupider scientific advisers the notion that wind turbines can generate electricity when the wind does not blow and that solar panels will work at night, are now trying to shaft us with a new generation of nuclear power stations that will generate all the electricity we need at twice the current cost.

Now don’t get me wrong, I have always said we need nuclear power. Trouble is, just when the NWO bankers though they had done enough to jack up the price so much we would all be enslaved by the debt we accumulated by keeping warm, Fukushima came along and reminded us that while nuclear power is carbon dioxide free it is far from clean and carries risks on a different scale to those posed by conventional power plants.

Enter the New World Order’s Ministry of Truth with a CNN broadcast, Pandora’s Promise so full of outrageous falsehoods that it can only have been scripted by Comical Ali.

Among the more level headed statements of misinformation were:

“Nuclear power is safe I tell you. There have been no birth defects resulting from the Chernobyl disaster.”

“Nobody has ever been killed as a result of nuclear energy.”

“Solar power is many times more dangerous than nuclear power.”

“No one living in the exclusion zone near Chernobyl has ever died of cancer or any other diseases because of the radiation.”

“Nuclear energy is the safe solution to global warming.”

With CNN budgets to play with, Comical Ali (for it surely must be him) has honed his presentation techniques, the broadcast was enhanced with great camera work, brilliant graphics and some stunning special effects. The outrageous lies in Pandora’s Promise were so absurd as to be humorous. But this is no laughing matter. Fukushima is the worst fuck up in the history of electricity generation and has made the myth of Japanese technical excellence rook lidicurous.

We still need nuclear power as a stop – gap, for the past hundred years while we have squandered resources in pursuit of corporate profit, the technologies proposed by Niccola Tesla for grabbing electricity from a free, inexhaustible supply have been kept out of sight. Now there is renewed interest in those ideas but it will take decades to develop them to give a realistic alternative to fossil fuel.

Are governments and utility firms using bad science to rob us?

November 20, 2012

A new report issued under the radar by the UK Meteorological Office shows there has been no increase in the average global temperature for sixteen years. So why are governments pressing ahead with green energy schemes? Could it be the whole thing was a scam to justify imposing punitive carbon taxes. I told you so.
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New Green Energy Scam As Blatant As Mighy Wind Fiddle

October 15, 2012

Little Nicky has always informed you that the wind power industry was a scam, a snouts – in – the – trough carve up between dodgy businessmen, corrupt tax eaters and power crazy politicians. But your friend nicky who is never wrong must admit to having slipped up on this one. You see I have always said run of river hydro electric schemes were the way to go.

So is Little Nicky’s cloak of infallibility slipping? Well no, I merely underestimated how corrupt and venal the people running the country and those with their snouts in the trough of tax money actually are. Generating hydro electricity is relatively easy so even a property developer or a banker ought to be able to manage such a venture. but why bother when the government will help you pick the taxpayers pocket and violate their human rights at the same time. next to the green con men medieval robber barons look like Salvation Army workers.

Prime minister “call me Dave” Cameron has a degree in Philosophy, Politics and Economics from Oxford, according to published data one of the world’s top ten universities. One might be forgiven for thinking then that he would understand property rights are a cornerstone of liberty and security throughout our civilization. Wiser political thinkers than Dave understood this a long time ago.

The Virginia Bill of Rights, a precursor to the US Declaration of Independence contains these words:

That all men are by nature equally free and independent, and have certain inherent rights, of which, when they enter into a state of society, they cannot, by any compact, deprive or divest their posterity; namely, the enjoyment of life and liberty, with the means of acquiring and possessing property, and pursuing and obtaining happiness and safety.

Here’s Samuel Adams, one of the signatories of the U S Declaration of Independence on the same subject:

The Natural Rights of the colonists are these: first, a right to life; second, to liberty; third to property; together with the right to support and defend them in the best manner they can.

Finally and most robustly is the godfather of liberalism, the philosopher who inspired them all, John Locke:

Whenever the legislators endevour to take away and destroy the property of the people, or to reduce them to slavery under arbitrary power, they put themselves into a state of war with the people, who are thereupon absolved from any further obedience,…

So when we consider what is happening throughout the free world, why are we not out in the streets protesting at they way our property is being stolen from us in the name of “saving the planet”, and at the same time kicking the crap out of the occupy protesters (not to further our rebellion you understand but just for the fun of it?)

Time for a pitchforks and cudgels, time to invoke the memory of Wat Tyler and Dick Puddlecote. The theft of our property rights being made lawful by our notionally “Conservative” prime minister as the continues his desperate bid to suck up to the Euronazi Brussels bureaucratic dictatorship, the United Nations and the globalist, totalitarian, scientific dictatorship lobby. Dave tried to position his rickety coalition as the “greenest government ever”, and now finds himself being held to ransom by a bunch of unelected bureaucrats, authoritarian lefties and crooked scientists.

Principally Dave’s always dodgy government is a hostage of the ongoing renewables scam.

The wind farm industry is surely the worst offender. Some idiotic, green, obsessive – compulsive bell end complained the other day about a report that claimed wind farms reduce property values by between 25 per cent and 50 per cent. Actually, if anything, the scale of the problem was understated. Cases have been reported of properties being rendered unsaleable by their proximity to wind farms. Whatever the exact figure, 25 per cent or 100 per cent, I think those of us not in the pay of Mighty Wind or trotting out propaganda for the preposterous and devious QUANGO Renewable UK would agree that the very last thing we’d want on our doorstep (or on the ridge a hundred feet above our house in my case) would be a wind farm. Few people would ever dream of buying a property near one.

Not a single one of the wind farms blighting Britain would have been built without state incentives (in the form of Renewable Obligations Certificates, Feed In Tariffs, and legislation which makes it very hard for communities to prevent wind farms being built in the area)because without an intravenous drip of taxpayers money they are not commercially viable. We can confidently assume therefore that wind farms represent a wanton assault by the state on property rights. We have been deprived of the right to protect our property because “saving the planet” trumps any logic when we try to object to some money grubbing tax eater putting up a 350 foot tower with a thirty ton turbine perched on top of it at the end of our gardens. Such confiscatory measures “for the common good” belong to the “socialist” regimes of Uncle Joe Stalin, Chairman Mao and Pol Pot. From a Conservative- Liberal Democrat Coalition such tyranny is an outrage.

But it’s not just Mighty Wind industry which is involved in this scam. A lead story in the Spectator recently reporting on the UK hydro power industry which turns out to be very nearly as damaging, duplicitous, unpleasant, corrupt and underhanded as its evil twin Mighty Wind.

Many of you probably thought that hydro-electric power represented the acceptable face of “renewable” energy. I did until I read Pippa Cuckson’s article in the spectator. The story reveals hydro to be yet another taxpayer-subsidised feeding trough for rent-seeking scumsuckers, a technology which produces next to no electricity and which – just like wind farms – causes immense damage to wildlife. Now I don’t give a damn about a few dead fish, not about the birds and bats taken out by wind turbines. But remember, o my brothers and sisters, the fuss from the greenies when there was a proposal to build a conventional gas power station on scrubland that is a breeding ground for the two toed toad. As always different sets of rules apply to things the left approve of that those they don’t like.

The section of Ms. Cuckson’s expose that should concern us is her anecdote about Nottingham Angling Club – which in 1982 forked out £150,000 for the fishing rights to a one and half mile stretch of the river Trent above a weir which is now about to be converted to hydropower. The quality of their fishing will almost certainly diminish.

There are stories like this from all over the country, Whether its wealthy fly fishing enthusiasts who’ve paid a fortune for a prime stretch of trout stream or an ordinary working man’s club like the one in Nottingham, people are going to suffer as a result of this state-sponsored drive for renewables. Ironically the places where these run of river hydropower schemes are being approved their is neither enough depth in the river nor enough fall to provide the kind of pressure which would make the scheme commercially viable without the feed in subsidy from taxpayers. In paces where geography indicates a hydro scheme would be viable the objections that prevent it going ahead come from the green lobby, because of course the human rights of the Two Toed Toad, the Chocolate Coloured Corncrake and the Brazilian Chuff must take priority.

As with wind power, the only reason these hydropower schemes are going ahead is because the government subsidies and incentives funded by us poor taxpayers for those greedy and cynical enough to get their snouts in this latest trough of cornucopean income. So again, what we have here is a clear case of the state arbitrarily confiscating people’s property rights (and money) because of its desire to be seen paying lip service to the green religion while in reality keeping party donor happy with big bungs of tax money.

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And God said Let The be Oil … and lo there was oil.

June 29, 2012

When Golda Mier, Isrsael’s Prime Minister back in the 1960s complained “Why did God lead us to the one place in the middle east where there was no oil and comedian Jackie Mason wisecracked, “What idiot put our oil underr their sand,” neither knew how wrong they were.

As the green lobby revs up for a good wail and gnash of teeth about fracking shale gas reserves the Israeli’s are finding that for decades they have been sitting on the biggest oil bonanza since Jed Clampitt struck lucky in The Beverley Hillbillies.

What will this mean to middle east politics? Read Ian P-J: Tensions Boil As Israeli Oil Riches Grow

One think’s for sure; those green meanies are going to be getting even more anti Semitic