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Labour Offers Reel Change

January 24, 2010

Labour Offers Reel Change

David ?Thunderbirds puppet? Milliband was the star guest on Andrew Marr?s political magazine on television this morning. Milliband, The Foreign Secretary (allegedly) in Gordon Brown?s dying government was trying to fend off question from Voice Of The Mysterons Marr about the persistent rumours that a strong undercurrent of opinion in the Labour party would like to see Gordon Brown replaced as leader before the election.

When the subject of the recent plot led by Blairite loyalists Jaqui Smith and Geoff Hoon was raised Milliband denied there had been such a plot and the Labour Party does not go in for plotting, which only proves he doesn?t read the papers. He then said Labour?s job was to govern competently (stop sniggering at the back) until the election and then win a fourth term in office by offering the voters reel change.

Can we assume this means Labour plan to govern by showing us 1930s feature ? length movies and perhaps hiring Jools Holland to play Honky Tonk piano while the reel changing is going on.

Or does he mean changes that will make us reel?

As the nation is already reeling from 12 years of Labour?s style of governing by trying to micromanage the minutiae of individual lives perhaps we should all keep working for a hung parliament.

We like to say “More humour every day at Boggart Blog” but all the news has been so gloomy it is getting hard to live up to that… 😦

Change They Can’t Belive In

Labour Will Use Magic To Win The Election

January 11, 2010

Following the putative conspiracy to remove the Prime Minister as party leaders, Labour is in disarray. No change there then, but who will succeed Gordon Brown if he is forced to resign?

Leading contenders are the Milliband Bros, David and Ed but which would make the best leader? As Harry Hill would say, “Only one way to find out, have a fight.”

It need not come to that however, pictures of the young Millibands released last weekend reveal that

(a) They are clones
(b) They are not who they say the are.

But at least we now know there is no chance of Labour losing the election as long as they have a certain boy wizard on their side to work his magic.

This candid picture reveals the true identity of the future Prime Minister, whichever one of them it is…

Potter Milliband

Now all we need to know is who will be revealed as Voldemort , Dave Cameron or Peter Mandelson.

25 September 2010
Ed Milliband wins Harry Potter lookalike Labour Leader contest

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